- ASSONVI ASSOCIATES -

EUROPEAN LAW SERVICES FOR GOOD LAW

The Assonvi Team

Our vast collection of staff members range from intermediate lawyers to Europe's worst - we're just that good innit.

MR. A. ASSONVI, Founder
MS. TNUC TNUCSON, Lead Partner & Divisionist TFG
MR. V. KONTEKINEKWAWRATEKENO-SOLAMENTERIO, Partner
MR. R. RINDER, Judge/Barrister/Lead Arguer

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